# This is the way the story goes…

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- Published: 2026-05-15T18:22:00-04:00
- Author: Heidi Dare Turner Jenkins

> How can you build a regular fitness routine?

Every morning, I tell myself, back in the day, I would get up at 5:30 am to exercise.
After hip pain, lower back pain, a knee injury, and other issues, my walking routine
became less frequent. I would be able to build a fitness routine these days if I
just started somewhere. I want to say I do. 5 minutes here or there. My interest
now is writing on my blog. I get the same satisfaction sitting at my computer desk,
typing

Short story of the day,

**I was entering the church for a Sunday service when, right before my eyes, the
preacher pulled out a ****Biblioklept**. I gasped at the sight of the biggest Bible
I ever did see.** All of a sudden, my allergies flared up, and I sneezed the loudest.
My preacher’s wife said “**Acnestis**,” which is the polite way to say “Bless you”
in church. The thing is, I knew I would sneeze again, so to avoid a **wrest pin**(
a huge scene), I stood up to sing the words to I’ll Fly Away as an ****Agelast**;**
a distraction of sorts. Lo and behold, my**** perisdteronic****; my foot warmers
were purple.** I forgot to change them to my Sunday best foot warmers.** Clearly,**
my purple feet warmers** were a ****limerence****, a pure embarrassment to the congregation.
A sight for sore eyes, they were. I sat down in shame. I looked over ****Sonder****,
kind of discreetly, to see my ****vellichor****. Do you know someone **was trying
to steal** my tires? On my Sunday morning vehicle. And then, for some reason, my
Sunday School lesson was not ****petrichor****. It wasn’t in sync with the topic
the preacher was discussing. Wasn’t that**** lugubrious****? So frustrating.**
[# FibbingFriday](https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2026/05/15/fibbing-friday-15th-may-2026/).
I thought my family would OUST me from the family at the onset of the circumstances
of wearing purple foot warmers to church. I was going to be destined to be an OUTLAW
[#3TC](https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2026/05/15/three-things-challenge-mm425/)

_**These are the mishaps that happened during the church service. It’s only a **
__**port**__**ion**_[_** **_](https://mymindmappings.com/2026/05/15/fowc-with-fandango-portion/)
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of my **_day._** My grocery store antics happened later that aft**_ernoon. My grocery
list was not long. I needed lemons for water, apples for fiber, and bread. After
all my church drama, I thought the rest of the afternoon would be smooth sailing
until I heard someone say, I’m sorry. That phrase is so overused. I am embarrassed
to admit that I was in search of junk food to overeat. I claim to be on a healthy
diet, but I wish I could convince myself to portion the cookies I eat a day. Then,
I could go home, listen to my cat’s meow, and know which one meowed even if I were
blindfolded. I could do this while I ate my cookies. 🍪

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