Hello and welcome to Fibbing Friday where I’m inviting you to be outrageous, silly, cheeky, or whatever takes your fancy (as long as you keep it family friendly). Fib your socks off when answering the ten questions set below but remember, truth is not an option, whereas having fun is. You can join in by […]
Fibbing Friday 21st February
1. What is a quaver?
A question you ask when you are cold
2. If you didn’t know a door as a door, what would you call it?
A stop machine
3. 007 has a licence to kill, but what would an 010 have a licence for?
A license to judge a woman’s looks
4. Define Corybantic.
The kind of maniac you become after you binge watch Boy Meets World
5. What does Crinkum-crankum mean?
The way you and your spouse interact now that you two are married.
6. What is a Cacodemon ?
The way a woman becomes when she reaches peri/menopause . I’m there. So I know now. We ain’t right in the head
7. What would you do with a collop? Put it in my daisy flower bed. Add butter, salt, and pepper – lots of collop!
8. What is a curlicue?
A petri dish that’s used to test the DNA of fingernails. It’s used by the FBI or the BAU
9. Who or what is a cootie?
What a cow does when he is in the back of the field, away from listening ears
10. What is an erf?
A 22 riffle used by an adult male… to scare off “elf on the shelf ” at Christmas
Until Next Time,
Heidi💜
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