Fibbing Friday – WHO SAID THAT?

1. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 

Amber Heard-  in the court case with Johnny Depp


2. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

😂me


3. My diet plan: make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get, the thinner I look.

Guy Fieri


4. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry. Me😂


5. You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Will Smith


6. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Marilyn Monroe


7. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Dolly Pardon


8. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.

Rodney Dangerfield


9. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Tom Cruise


10. I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

Blair Warner from The Facts of Life

Are you fibbing me? -FIBBING FRIDAY WITH DI

Until next Friday,

Heidi💜


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  1. 15andmeowing's avatar 15andmeowing

    Good ones. I am with you on the crying when opening my wallet. 🙂

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