Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles Bukowski
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles Bukowski
- Life feels weird
2. Try to relax
3. I have to pee first
4. eat a hot dog for lunch
5. try not to be frustrated ... handle things
6. But check your emails
7. I am not sure which printer is connected to Insta Ink
8. paint your fingernails
9. smile
10. laugh
11. sit outside
12. soak up the sun
13. Biweekly is for shipping dates that take too long. A fortnight is for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding.
14. My oil lantern would need a lot of oil, way too much to last a fortnight.
15. I would see Taylor Swift if I spent a fortnight in Paris.
16. A microchip is for small chocolate chip cookies, and a micro chip is for eating from the bag while you bake the cookies.
17. A teenage girl who uses Sun- in to bleach their hair and tans using baby oil is brown, shiny, and sizzles.
18. The best way to make lemonade is with your hair up in a ponytail.
19. There is only one Coke if you drink it, but there are two if you smoke it. There are two kinds of Coke. Get it?
20. A sundae glass is named a sundae because it's only for ice cream that has fudge sauce and peanuts.
21. Hellsapoppin is when the devil makes you do it. Whatever it is.
22. The knights of the Round Table thought about nights in white satin during the day.
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23. LOAM soil is the best choice for gardeners because of its mineral content.
24. Talking about the best quality soil was off the wall, right?
25. I LOATHE the burnt rubber smell of my husband's farts.
26. You do realize that #3TC is a part of my 40 things for Friday, right?
27. I am about to blow my last fuze ...meaning I am about to give out today. Tired but probably stay up too late reading. #FOWC
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28. Conversation between three scribes.
29. "What is time?" the third scribe says.
30. One says, "a clock."
31. The other scribe says," It's a calendar".
32. The third one rolls his eyes and says," No, it is something you spend on the people you love".
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33. #WeekendCoffeeShare- If we were having coffee, I'd tell you another conversation. Ok, I'll still tell you the conversation.
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34. If Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley talked about music,
35. MJ would say, "I am the king of POP".
36. EP would say, "I am the king of Rock".
37. MJ would say, "Let's make a song together".
38. EP would say, "That is a great idea, ok let's invite Lisa".
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39. Ok, I know, I am going to log off now.
40. right now... good night.